mdss-china:
“acarnivalofstars:
“ *Permission was granted by the artist to translate their works!
Title: Where do Babies Come From?
1. “Knows but Can’t Say”
2. “Roundabout Way”
Froze: “F…First night…” (T/N: I believe the word she’s referring to is the...

mdss-china:

acarnivalofstars:

*Permission was granted by the artist to translate their works!

Title: Where do Babies Come From?

1. “Knows but Can’t Say”
2. “Roundabout Way”
Froze: “F…First night…” (T/N: I believe the word she’s referring to is the Korean word for a bride and groom’s first night…? Ya know, the night they do the do)
3. “Pure” or “Stupid”
Yosafire: “Doesn’t Etihw make them?”
4. “Just Smile” (T/N: This title actually comes from a TV channel/show—it doesn’t actually mean “just smile” in Korean; just a heads up)
Macarona: Heh heh…
5. Straightforward
Grora: “Sex” “Dumbass” (T/N: The “sex” is supposed to be bleeped out lol)
6. “Really Doesn’t Know”
7. Etihw: “Shall I show you?”
Kcalb: “Stop.”

hahaha!!

(Source: lenju)

male octopi die within months of mating that is so 

my stance on literally everything is “if theyre not hurting anyone then fuck off and let them enjoy it”

unless its bdsm

in that case “if theyre consensually hurting someone then fuck off and let them enjoy it”

cutie3pnt14159:
“ snackwrapsandcatstoo:
“ vxis:
“ cockkkkkkkk:
“ overachievious:
“ hallucinogenicteaparties:
“ quitechanel:
“ This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if...

cutie3pnt14159:

snackwrapsandcatstoo:

vxis:

cockkkkkkkk:

overachievious:

hallucinogenicteaparties:

quitechanel:

This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.

#satan builds a bathroom

I’m sorry but who else would go in there and just people-watch?

imagine fucking in here

I’d totally fuck in there

Samesamesameee

Where can I find one of these to fuck in???

ugh i have to be up at like. 6am tomorrow and its half midnight right now

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frick my life. just take it and lock a dildo right into it i’m gonna be so nauseous in the morning i Hate getting up early esp when i have like five and a half hours in bed

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texts-from-the-great-blue-sea:
“ (204): HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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texts-from-the-great-blue-sea:

(204): HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY

kurokomikura:
“ WADANOHARA is my wife!!!!! ^ppppppppp^
”

kurokomikura:

WADANOHARA is my wife!!!!!   ^ppppppppp^

(Source: kurokomikura-blog)

im sobbing my bf will literally take any excuse to make sexual jokes, all i mentioned was my cat hates most fish except shark meat aND HE TRIES TO TURN IT INTO A WADANOHARA JOKE SEXUALLY